when a man kicks his feet onto the female vagina very fast, as if peddling a bike. this causes an orgasm unmatched to any other kind of orgasm. only the most elite men can correctly execute the cunt bicycle.
i was with this girl and she asked me to do the cunt bicycle on her. she went crazy after i did it right!
by charleslemange September 8, 2017
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Get the skitz cunt mug.A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
by assmasta March 31, 2017
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Get the Cunt boulder mug.Derogatory term for a female of questionable class and morals and personality. Cunt indicates she is very unlikable, and trash describes her as low class, dirty, or skanky.
When we first met I thought she was ok, but after I discovered that she banged a guy in a bar last night for a bag of weed, I realized that she is nothing but stupid cunt trash.
by JeffroDoe September 12, 2015
Get the cunt trash mug.An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
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Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid
Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes
Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet
Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet
by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023
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