Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
Get the Christianmug. Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
Get the Christianemug. A very nice beautiful kid, hes is super nice, smart, cool and has amazing looks, gets a ton of girls, and likes to drink and party.
by Christisn June 8, 2017
Get the christian pascarismug. He is an amazing person he might have bad breath and has nappy hair but one day he will get shaved and be a GOD.
People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
Wow he is such a christian.
by GOFER!@# April 11, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. 😍
by SkeleDoomed November 23, 2021
Get the Christianmug. so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)
by aj davis_7initnotfound October 27, 2021
Get the Christian Cortmug. Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.
Christian is seasonal
by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023
Get the Christianmug.