by lennonisacon March 11, 2017
Get the cheese puffs mug.The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.
"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".
by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016
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Get the Cheese puff mug.Dude: Oh no! I have to go visit my cousin Kevin on Long Island this weekend.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross. They circle jerk for Trump.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross. They circle jerk for Trump.
by kevingtang33 January 7, 2021
Get the Crackeroni and cheese mug.A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:
-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)
This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)
This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?
Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012
Get the Soda Cheese mug.Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.
Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
by sanfred December 10, 2012
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