burger brain

when ur brain stupid dumb, typically from takin too many narcotics, lack of sleep, or just natural.

calvin: took too much ket brain no worky
barry dillon: bro u got that burger brain
calvin: shit man
barry dillon: got no patty, no lettuce, no damn pickles either, just bare ass buns

by pattywagonyeat April 14, 2022

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Ellen Burger

ellen burger from woolsworth

"ELLEN BURGER!"

by fucking ben February 15, 2021

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burger moment

ur flopping so much that you don’t know what to say

have u seen my burger?

no, that’s such a burger moment

by fatfuckingcat November 7, 2021

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Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"

by anonymous November 1, 2021

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After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.

*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung

by CaptainObv March 22, 2024

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