i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

BEAT THE SANDMAN

When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.

Took 4 PM's last night and "Beat the sandman" to dream world.

by EyeAmTimmmay August 3, 2021

beat

to wank

i want to have a beat

by mattysfattys March 20, 2019

The Grateful Dead Beat Dead Grateful thE

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Beat

The high term for bad bro

Dave lost his license today dude. Oh that’s “beat” bro

by Owkdkdowlsl December 4, 2021

Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020