white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.

this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.

by aromabinger November 28, 2024

Not Windwaker

5/10 mediocre

Sam: You are not windwaker
Maxwell: *Dies from sadness*

by Bilsonfanclub69420 January 7, 2025

A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.

I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.

by random name 98364 July 3, 2009

killing the widow

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures

Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck

by misterman October 10, 2013

World Cup Widows

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.

Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."

by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014

reverse black widow

When you finish having sex and cum inside, instead of buying plan B or dealing with the consequences, you kill her. Just like the spider, but the male kills the female.

Bro 1: I came inside her last night
Bro 2: damn bro, better get plan b
Bro 1: nah bro, reverse black widowed that ho
Bro 2: nice

by ThePJeezy November 7, 2018

Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022