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Willy washing

The act of a man brainwashing a woman into delusion, by using their penis.
Greg: “i don’t love you anymore”
Tracey: “ I love you too
(the act of willy washing)
by Men hater September 14, 2025
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nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation
by mrs tosser October 5, 2025
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Jack Watkingooner

The act of accidentally jerking your meat with cement and your hand gets hardened to your dick.
My brother put cement in my bottle of lube and I did a Jack Watkingooner.
by George Corn October 19, 2025
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Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.
Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.
by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025
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PG-washing

Purposefully ruining a song by heavily censoring and/or altering the lyrics of said song. Same thing with movies and TV shows.
Friend 1: Hey man wanna listen to kidz bop?
Friend 2: No! They just love PG-washing their songs.
by TheAbominator79 January 4, 2026
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The Washington Fermenter

The act of shoving grapes up your partners ass, making them clench until the grapes turn to liquid, plugging them, and fucking them to the desired time, then draining the poorly fermented grape juice into a cup, drinking half, and spitting the rest into their mouth for them to enjoy.
"I tried the Washington fermenter with my boyfriend, held it for about 2 days!"

"What the fuck, Deborah?"
by CJ, the master of Hepatitis. January 7, 2026
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Mississippi washing mashine

Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine
my wife did a Mississippi washing mashine on me, and i am so fucking dizzy from it
by arev50 January 8, 2026
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