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Schrödinger's Legs

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 28, 2023
mugGet the Schrödinger's Legsmug.

Tucheng legs

Uncovered legs with excessive mosquito bites, scars or bruises.
Damn, she got tucheng legs, bro.”
by Bobbyanalog October 22, 2023
mugGet the Tucheng legsmug.

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
mugGet the crawled up your leg and bit your bollockmug.

daddy long legs

Someone that has long legs. Their name usually starts with L.
What are you?
I am a penguin.
No! You'really daddy long legs!
by The A guy September 21, 2018
mugGet the daddy long legsmug.

cookout table legs

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs
by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021
mugGet the cookout table legsmug.

Leg it

Run really fast with short notice usually away from something.
‘Leg it’
What does the mean?’
‘To run away from something
by Gmxlgxlhnjxkgxkgdlhfljvj May 31, 2022
mugGet the Leg itmug.

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
mugGet the The one legged piratemug.

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