Max

Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.
They’re so pretty, they must be Max!
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He’s a dick and gets you into all kinds of trouble, but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have and always has your back
Man, max got me sent down to the office again, we have detention together though so it should it be fun
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Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.
Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.
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is that max? lets grab his ass!
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a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual
wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small
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Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit
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A Max can be one of two things, really sweet and helpful or a straight-forward jerk. But for the nice Max’s you don’t ever want to lose him, he’s always be by your side at need and helps everyone around him. If you have a nice Max in your life, don’t be shy, go tell him how thankful you are to have him.
Person: Max is such a nice guy!

You: I know right! He’s always super helpful and always there to cheer me on!
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