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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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bar charge

when your phone is dead or close to dead, you hand your phone to the barkeep for a charge.
by jayzmoney June 24, 2016
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Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
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ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.
"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
by Ellicor September 14, 2019
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bar daniel

HE is a legendary man summoned by a chant.

It goes as followed:
"When I say 'bar', you say 'Daniel'!"
Bar Daniel!

Bar Daniel!
let's summon bar daniel with the chant boys.
by mattiaisgay123 September 9, 2021
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BAR-ROBICS

BAR-ROBICS: (Bar-Ro-Biks)
:adjective
1: physical exercise that includes stretch, strength and cardiovascular activity performed at a bar (an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served). Can be performed sober or intoxicated.
"Ugh I really need to work out... I think I'm gonna go to BAR-ROBICS tonight"
by Lipstickland November 21, 2014
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