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Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.
Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."
by clivesbignight July 23, 2018
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C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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Snortin Bars

snortin a line cocaine.
Man me and the homies was snortin bars last night. We got messed Up Yo!
by Bo$$Bxtch! January 11, 2010
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granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.
Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Bar

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.
by fngf3501 September 13, 2021
mugGet the Barmug.

creamy nutty bar

It's when a black male ejaculates on to a nutty bar stick ... Which is then eaten by the women ... Preferably by a white women
Sara: Hey Curtis I'm feeling up for an after sex treat

Curtis: How about a creamy nutty bar
by Freshbux February 9, 2014
mugGet the creamy nutty barmug.

Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
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