Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.

by Payners November 6, 2016

Top bunk Doggy

The act of having doggy style sex on the top bunk of a hostel dorm bed.

Bro I did top bunk doggy with tessa last night!

by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

“Top Shit” Bitch

The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”

“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”

by DarthNater November 18, 2017

Potatoe top pie

The Genitals of a very elderly lady

I munched on that old bags potatoe top pie

by Pyscho piko August 1, 2011