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To The Trees 

A saying from the 1991 movie Robin Hood. It is used now to inform people that something weird is about to go down. It is mainly used while under the influence of alcohol. The person who said it usually follows it up by doing something that cannot be comprehended by any normal human being.
Mike quickly slammed down two 99 Blackberries and yelled out "To The Trees!". Right after, a grapefruit was thrown through the neighbors window.
To The Trees by TeddyRuxpin21 December 20, 2012
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Peppering The Toilet Seat 

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.
Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!

stump the trump

When you and an amputee have anal sex, using the stump left from their amputated limb
Yooo Stacey , me and my WWII vet grandpa just tried to stump the trump last night

perish the thought 

A reassuring way of stating to an insecure friend that their comment (whilst maybe a bit true) was silly and/or foolish and the last thing on your mind.
Sally: Hey Bob, I know you'd rather take Julia to the prom because you think she's prettier than me...

Bob: Jeez Sally, Julia over you?! Lol, Perish the thought!

Bob: ( @Julia 😉)
perish the thought by GMWilkie June 13, 2017

slap the tip on the camera 

basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.
„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“

Last of the Tokehicans 

Term used to signify the last hits off of the smoking apparatus.
Ah, it looks like we're almost out, it's time for the Last of the Tokehicans...

Tip of the Tit 

1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best
Man, that steak was the tip of the tit!
Tip of the Tit by weasley123456789 November 12, 2010