Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years

Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021

Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.

trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.

by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021

Rusty gillespie

A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.

Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.

Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it

by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022

Rusty Cheese Sauce

When you have an uncircumcised cock with dried up cum and she is on her period and you get some blood on your cheese

Yo dude I was fucking this chick with my dad and we made some rusty cheese sauce.

by YaMuvva69 March 14, 2022

Stuffed Rusty

1) Plush little knitted fellow modeled after the heroic underdog Battlebot simply known as Rusty. Debuted in Season 6, Episode 10 starting at 1:03:35.

2) when a vending machine doesn’t work and the chosen snack falls and gets stuck on the way down. Instead of kicking/shaking the machine, the customer tries to reach in to grab the snacks and gets himself stuck.

1) Oh that Stuffed Rusty is just adorable! His pneumatic drill arms even move! And he has the salad bowl head!

2) Person one: “Hey guys look, Todd from accounting said the machine stole his Cheetos, so he went after it and he got stuck.”
Person 2: That’s one Stuffed Rusty right there.

by monthy March 14, 2022

Rusty

A nickname given to Miller Lite in tribute to Rusty Wallace, a NASCAR driver who drove the Miller Lite #2 car in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Yo Nate, toss me a Rusty!

by Frankamp Madness March 17, 2022