Paul Light

Takes old man cock up his ass while noshin off his uncle

That bloke takes cock from the retirement home and sucks the smegma off his uncles cock, such a Paul Light

by Dave Light October 4, 2022

Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

That’s Light Switch

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.

Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch

by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

trans light

Bud light bottle or can with LGBTQ+ promotional art

Let’s crack open some trans light with the boys/girls

by bvftsy5ygr June 15, 2023

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.

Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette

by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023