Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Bud Lighted

You drink Bud Light and you become a transgender, or such of that community

John just drank a bud light, hes a tranny now, he got bud lighted

by TOAD DA 1ST May 31, 2023

Light medium blue

Blue darker than light blue, however lighter than blue!

Though I stripped of my new bedwetted pjs, I was still confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs, which all I can do is cry and get over being confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs!

by Turo Fernandez March 30, 2020

Green light

Green light can be used when you drain a shot in basketball.

Ay pass, shoots* GREEN LIGHT FELLA GIVE ME CHANGE

by David bartholemew jackson III February 19, 2024

The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan

Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

Light This City

The Evanescence of melodic death metal. Fuckin' amazing.

Light This City members
The sole consistent members of LTC are lead vocalist Laura Nichols and drummer Ben Murray. The band also includes...
- Guitarist Steve Hoffman
- Second guitarist Ryan Hansen (they didn't mention who does lead and who does rhythm, ffs)
- Bassist Jon Frost

by 7568ino December 7, 2023

light thot

Flirting with everybody instead of dating them

Your a light thot because you flirting with everybody

by Kaeleylassiter March 18, 2022