closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.

Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.

by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016

devil headed

A facet of reality that is of when you get so high your eyes are blood shot red.

I got so devilheaded at the Jebels

by Adel May 15, 2005

Fagan head

When you are so sideways and crooked you can't see straight

Mate you have dead set got a Fagan head

by ZillaLord June 17, 2016

Stewie Head

Someone who's head is oddly shaped, resembling that of Stewie Gilligan Griffin's head.

You you ever meet thomas he look like a stewie head

by stewie head October 13, 2021

Dastardly Head

While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.

"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."

by Larry The Unstable Guy March 29, 2021

Head of Skate

A (fake) Disney Movie made by CollegeHumor.com

It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)

Michael - Have you seen "Head of Skate"?
Steven - What a fantasy!

(Both Nervously Chuckling)

by LiFeOfMiChAeL111 January 18, 2009

head kink

head kink, for example you see the back of someone’s head and 1 start squirting/nutting 2 get very hard/wet.

“i have a head kink.”
-brielle

by Joeeeebidnwee July 26, 2021