by Equine.star March 15, 2021
Get the Sockmug. rose: my toesies are cold i shall rob the of thy warm feet
ruby: fine you can have my extra paer of socks
ruby: fine you can have my extra paer of socks
by anonymous February 14, 2022
Get the socksmug. by Nekes12 April 3, 2021
Get the sockmug. by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
Get the sockmug. Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014
Get the Dirty Sock Surprisemug. Socks! Is yelled intentionally at a attention whore who dates the whole fugly percent of the male species, is a rude ass bitch and has been caught stuffing socks in her bra... Plus she walks around with her sock fulled bra and tries to "stick" her ass and "boobs" out.
"Omg look whos coming!" *pick me attention whore walks towards group*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*
by ihateschoolbitches May 8, 2023
Get the Socks!mug. Rodger: Man this sock foreskin is bugging the shit out of me its like theres a rock in my shoe I can’t get rid of.
Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro
Tony: Yeah I hate that shit too bro
by DannyDogg January 6, 2021
Get the Sock Foreskinmug.