tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

by Dirtymyrtlelandshark August 31, 2022

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Snake

Snake, the man who does. You are Snake, I am Snake. Snake is everyone. He is both Hiroshima, and the bomb. Snake taketh and giveth life. Snake is good, Snake is life

I am Snake

by xXJesusChristXx February 2, 2024

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1) being suprised by the placement of a snake (real or fake) in an unusual place. This also applys to online mediums such as forums or emails containing an unexpected snake photo. Anyone who see the snake has effectively been snaked.

"Call me the professor cus I just took you to snkaed school!"

by Sean Murphy February 7, 2005

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Snake

Xh snake

A person you thought was your friend. A snake will always be a snake

by Sssssssnake May 28, 2018

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Cunt Snake

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.

Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.

by Walvas June 12, 2022

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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

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