Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

Snakes and Alligators

Meaning I'm really busy, really busy, or swamped with task.

Man 1: How has work been lately?
Man 2: Dude, Snakes and Alligators! We've been swamped lately!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

Gutter snake

A individual or vehicle of individuals who exit traffic impaired lanes to drive on the emergency lanes or median to circumvent traffic.

“These f*cling gutter snake are trying to pass everyone and not wait in line.

by Sweet-T408 February 29, 2024

Snake Bitch

Tana Mongeau fake married Jake Paul for clout

Tana Mongeau is a snake Bitch

by Erika costell #1fan September 13, 2019

Snake

Acting like a kaleem with slimy and obtuse behaviour.

She's got a boyfriend! Don't be a snake!

by Urbanswagking January 30, 2017

Snake

A snake isn’t just reptile. You can be a snake! If you’re a snake you’re a, cold blooded, liar, backstabbing bitch!

“Why would you say that about me? You’re such a snake.”

“He lied to me. He’s such a snake.”

by You’re welcome January 1, 2018