Skip to main content

10 Second Rule 

10 Second Rule is an expansion from the 5 Second Rule due usually for being too drunk! By the time the food has been dropped, your mind figuring out it has been dropped and finally realising you DO have to bend down retrieve the food it's still fine to just give it a rub off and continue to eat it. (If you are drunk, so are germs, therefore it's going to take them longer to get to the food.)
Drunk Dude 1: *Been drinking all night, drops fat juicy chip from the chippy on the sick ass ground, watches it fall, looks upset* "Damn! Oh well, 10 second rule" *Bends down, picks it up and eats it*

Drunk Dude 2: *Agrees with the 10 second rule*
10 Second Rule mug front
Get the 10 Second Rule mug.
See more merch
RULE #1
no. fat. chicks.
RULE #1 by brennasty April 5, 2009

Right Hand Rule 

This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.

There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.
"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."
Right Hand Rule by E. Jack Ulator November 19, 2009

Runescape 

Runescape is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) that I play. I am 14, but I am not annoying, so please don't discriminate against me.

Runescape would be good if it weren't for all the brain dead morons that go around saying "u want fite in wildy" And will follow you around saying "nub" if you refuse, and people that say "by u 2h" and, although that makes no sense, will follow you around saying it until you world hop, knowing that saying "no" or "go away" will result in what I call '"u a nub" bombing'.

Runescape is made by Jagex, a company that is made up of people that disregard your feelings unless you pay them.

Many people hate Runescape because of the stupid morons that play it, but we should be glad for it. If it weren't for Runescape, the morons would go out and buy WoW or Guild Wars (or any good MMORPG)to play, and then they'd be full of the lowly scumbags. 93% of Runescape players don't actually know what a noob is, these are the people that call other people noobs (Although I must add that 67% of statistics are made up on the spot!!). No-one loves them and they're adopted (No offense to adopted people - you're awesome). As a final thing I'll say, I found this website after googling "Runescape is for chumps"!!
Where to begin...
Whilst walking through the wilderness with no armour or weapons, someone about 30 combat levels came up to me and said "u nub" and started attacking me. I ran away, and eventually someone else came and killed the other person
Reason for telling story: So I'm weaker than them. Noobishness is not decide by how many years you waste playing Runescape, it's decided by how understanding of the game you are.

Someone once came up to me and said "I by u 2h 20k". I had a Rune 2h at the time, which is worth around about 55k, so I said "No, it's worth more than that". The guy followed me for about 5 minutes saying "Noob" before I world hopped.
Reason for telling story: It shows how retarded some people are - and that's not the only time I've had something like that happen.

Someone was doing the common scam "Free armour trimming" so, after reporting him, I stood next to him and said "He is a scammer, don't do it. He followed me calling me a noob about 10 times then logged out.
Reason for telling story: Some Runescape players can't handle intelligence.
If you're an intelligent person that plays Runescape, add me. I'm Mrblinkyman.
Runescape by Mrblinkyman December 22, 2007
If you find a girls dildo, you may use it on her.
Girl: "Oh my god, that's my toy!"
Guy: "Rule 146"
Girl: "Fine."
rule 146 by Resizepixel January 22, 2014

Ground rule double 

When a chick (accidently) touches you with her boobs.
Guy: That chick just totally ground rule double'd my shoulder for a good 5 seconds.

Dude: Awesome.
Ground rule double by Dref321 October 4, 2009

2 Week Rule 

A rule dictating that a man must wait at least two weeks after a woman gets out of a long relationship to ask her out.
I'm really glad she broke up with that dude, and I want to ask her out, but I should obey the 2 week rule and wait.
2 Week Rule by jv4life_11 May 8, 2011