turd rider

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??

i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!

this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!

i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Sally ride

Another name for a Salvia trip, or the effect of smoking Salvia divornum.

Make your your seatbelt is fastened and tight, you don't want to be able to move around when you fuse with your seat or end up becoming the plastic bag in a trash can. You want to be strapped in tight for the Sally ride.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Boat Ride

Also known as a "Tank Job", this term refers to the practice of a district attorney putting on a show trial for the public in prosecuting a criminal, without any real intention of convicting or sending them to jail. This defined by Charles Stoker, in "Thiker'n Thieves", 1951.

Americans were taken for a boat ride by James Comey in his investigation of Hillary Clinton.

by EEEEbary April 19, 2018

Ruby Rider

A term that is used to call someone a liberal faggot

Lance Rainer is a ruby rider

by TheRealDonalTrump January 30, 2019

Awesome car ride

When someone masturbates while they are driving.

Or riding with someone and masturbating.

How was the ride over?" "It was awesome;)"

Now that was an awesome car ride:)

by jesserella December 9, 2010

Amusement park ride

A wild, multifaceted sexual encounter.

I was rode like an amusement park ride.

by Gypsy Lagoon July 28, 2014

Nantucket Sleigh Ride

When you're on a sled hitting yo girl from behind and you slip it in the wrong hole and she try to pull out but you hold on and she pull you like you're on a dog sled

My girl gave me a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night unexpectedly when I accidentally slipped ma dick in her fart box

by DeeMacintosh April 22, 2015