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Stealth Shit

Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012
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shit bucket

A bucket in which to shit
guy 1: "hey man do you know where the bathroom is I gotta take a massive dump"
guy 2: "use the shit bucket"
by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant December 4, 2018
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Wine shit

A shit that is one solid turd acting like a cork followed by diarrhea acting like the wine.
The cork blew on my wine shit
by Noonish July 24, 2018
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Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces
This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
by Loaftard August 12, 2018
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Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.
Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!
by jellyjones May 25, 2018
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shake a shit

When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.
You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021
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shit stripe

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
by Webgrunt January 16, 2006
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