Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
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I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.
It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.
It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
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