Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Crop blocked

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

by JBeasty February 07, 2013

pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere April 11, 2012

Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.

"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.

by JackTheJobber March 08, 2017

Block

FUNNY CUBE GO BRRRRRRR

I Shoved A Block Of Cheese up My Ass

by ahhhhhhdef February 20, 2023

White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.

Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew

by Mike109999 August 02, 2025

funy block game

Another way to describe the game Minecraft.

Person 1: Hey you wanna play funy block game?
Person 2: Sure I love funy block game!

by ansgarz5 May 11, 2022