Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

O-Block

One the most prestigious apartment complex in all of Chicago spanning 9.5 acres coop owned by African Americans, it was built in the 1950s and got the name o-block because of how they honored Barack Obama wife, Michelle Obama who grew up in parkway garden homes. It is home to numerous famous rappers like chief Keef and king von, despite the stereotypes of it being dangerous because of it being owned by African Americans it is the safest neighborhood in all of Chicago, coming in a close competition with 63rd street

Random dude: bro don’t go to o-block king von raps about how dangerous it is
Guy: nah bro he’s just embracing the stereotype parkway garden homes is safe as hell

by gayyboicartii March 5, 2024

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

Block Freak

A person who checks every block in a mario game.

"Why are you being such a block freak?!" "Play the game!"

by andle2 June 1, 2023

beating down my block

It’s like saying “ someone was all down your back” or being all in your business or can mean someone came off at you wrong.

Beating down my block ( Block as in your own lane or street) similar but different when folks say “stay in your lane”

Boy: somebody blowing your phone up.

Girl: don’t be beating down my block! (don’t be all in my business)

Supervisor: They getting behind because you can’t seem to keep up quick, Omg watch out!

Me: You ain’t gotta beat down my block like that. ( you ain’t have to come off at me like that)

by Kierra Kierra October 25, 2023

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

Affection Block

When you intentionally or unintentionally talk about how someone else is attractive towards someone who has affections for you and vice versa, commonly ending in the other person becoming upset or pagro.

-Affection Block in action-
Boy: My celebrity crush is G. Hannelius. She's super gorgeous.
Girl: I see..

by KoolDashKid November 22, 2017