Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"

Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block

by Pro706 October 14, 2016

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

zilla from da block

Someone who is straight off the block killing shit and beating every odd against him.

He had nothing and turned it into something he is a Zilla from Da Block.

by Creator Pseudonym November 23, 2021

Gummy block

A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.

What did you do last night dude?
Nothing much bro just made a gummy block

by Masterqueef27 September 11, 2022

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.

Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her

by wesley walker December 21, 2021