Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

faux cake

a cake that isn't really a cake do to the addition of vegitables

Dude this carrot cake isn't a really a cake it's a faux cake

by MCornelius December 16, 2008

holiday cakes

Holiday cakes are cakes made with the theme of a specific holiday.i.e. Christmas cake can have Christmas Trees and Christmas presents.

Holiday cakes make great desserts or centerpieces for any holiday.

by Ed Brondo January 28, 2009

Sheet caked

Being baked as a cake in bed.

Damn Lexi and I got sheet caked last night

by Bomberbiff March 7, 2020

Lava cake

(n.) One who defecates inside ones mouth, often times giving the gooey dark chocolaty look when they squeeze feces out of the teeth.

(v.) To defecate in ones mouth

He (v.) lava caked all in her mouth, it looked so delicious.

by Empirezstate September 20, 2016

funnel caking

to hang with a friend in a hippie truck while wearing matching denim jackets its not sexual stop youre sinning youre all going to hell

clyde we should go funnel caking im so bored

by tweektweektweek April 21, 2018

Freedom Cake

A freedom cake is a dessert baked in the United States on or around the 4th of July Independence Day holiday. It can be a cake of any sort, decorated with white frosting on top, accompanied by blueberries arranged in a square on the top left corner and horizontal rows of strawberries or red raspberries running across the remainder of the cake's surface. This configuration depicts the American flag, hence the name.

Jane didn't know what to bring to the 4th of July picnic until her mother suggested baking a Freedom Cake in order to make use of the blueberries and strawberries they had just bought.

by Ldkings July 2, 2014