Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

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Fake criminal

Someone who takes psychiatry who never did anything picked out of a kindergarten class to take psychiatry just living their lives taking voltage supplement treatment one day got in trouble and woke up in jail while constipated side effect cussing

That's a fake criminal bro it's my psychiatrist

by Zachary O'Donnell March 18, 2025

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fake

Every single girl at Northwestern High School.

this fake ass hoe acts like my best friend but goes and tells everyone my business.

by pussyhoe6969 February 15, 2019

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Fake Friend

Fake friends are people who seem like your bestie but behind you they talk bad about you

You: I hate Katlyn, she is such a fake friend

Other Girl: Told you!

by Happyhoehowareyou June 25, 2018

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cheap fake

(noun)
Any unedited video of Joe Biden's physical and cognitive decline that the uniparty does not want you to see. This is the term for their gaslighting routine.

Black, Lesbian, DEI hire White House Press Secretary: All 5 separate cell phone videos of Joe Biden "freezing up" were clearly doctored videos and we don't comment on cheap fake allegations

by Davester75 June 19, 2024

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