Balls and Wieners

When someone gets overly excited or upset about an event, person, or object, resulting in excessive talking and/or douchebag behavior.

Did you see shaggy today? He wouldn't stop talking about that molly chick he fucked at the party last night.

Yeah man, he goes balls and wieners for that girl.

by BabY PumPKiN February 17, 2009

foul balls

After playing a baseball game or any time your balls get UNBEARABLY stinky from the excerise. After the intensive physical activity you decide that you need a BJ or your nuts sucked on. When the girl goes down to suck your nuts she will cough or throw up from the smell and while she is coughing you proceed to yell FOUL BALLS!!!!!

girl: "O I want to suck your balls."
guy: " I am very okay with you sucking on my testicles right now."
girl: "I'm sucking your nuts and cough cough they are smelly"
guy: "FOUL BALLS!!!!!!!"

by Brian C and Izak P July 9, 2007

Ball Shit

When you are having sex with a chick who's got a dirty ass and you get her shit on your balls.

I had to clean up my ball shit after sleeping with Betty last night.

by netchi October 22, 2008

Camel Balls

When a males pants are too tight and up their crotch area, causing their balls to visibly split or to bulge to the side of the seam.
Usually visible when they are sitting down.

You're sitting on the train when the man sittin across from you is sitting with his legs open and as you glance up at his crotch area and notice a bulge on both sides of the middle seam. You have just witnessed Camel Balls!

by andthennothing February 19, 2009

skee ball

(verb) Can also be used as skee ballin' or skee balled. It is a sexual term describing the act of a male rubbing his testicles up the torso of his partner, starting at the naval, before placing them in her (or his) mouth. The name is derived from the game skee ball, often seen at carnivals, where one rolls a ball up a ramp with the ultimate goal of said ball landing in one of the high point goals at the peak of the ramp.

My girlfriend loves to be skee balled before she licks my balls.

by xvalveeta July 8, 2010

bloogle balls

Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.

"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"

by laurosaur November 1, 2005

Eight Ball

A crazy, reckless person. Furthermore, a lighthearted term used to describe a mix between an idiot and a daredevil (either for insult and, sometimes, endearment).

Like the literal black ball used in a game of pool, an Eight Ball is a living, breathing symbol of both good and bad luck.

Popularized by U.S. Navy and Marine Corps T.V. shows "McHale's Navy" (1962-1966) and "Baa Baa Black Sheep" a.k.a. "Black Sheep Squadron" (1976-1978).

"Christy, you Eight Ball! You ain't sane enough to go rollin' in Central Park!" - Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale

by DJRayRay March 20, 2017