Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH
My choc-chip banana Muffin
by toastedtoast February 11, 2019
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Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.
"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"
by BishopBaggins June 29, 2013
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Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
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muffin liner

similar to a cupcake liner, instead of a female condom it is instead a dental dam.
boyfriend- hey babe id like to taste your rainbow but i know you got da herp.

girlfriend- no worries boo i got a muffin liner in the top drawer. we all good
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Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .
Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !
by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018
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Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!
Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.
by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024
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Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins
by MrPotatoKopf April 05, 2024
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