Maximo (Max)

Dude…I literally have the biggest crush on this guy.

He’s Tall, SO FINE, he’s sweet, shy, such a good soccer player, funny, has the best smile, and I could literally talk to him all day.

He is someone you would 100% want to get to know. Max has already made my 2025.
He’s a Barcelona fan…but it’s finnne, he just won’t admit that Real Madrid is better.

Maximo is someone I really like

Maximo (Max) is such an amazing person

by fvalewria January 19, 2025

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Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.

Max baillie, chicken head.

by Youngbaz January 20, 2025

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Max design pro

a YouTuber who makes brain rot YouTube videos

Max design pro: "𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂"

*twiddle finger*

by LegokoaSpongebob January 22, 2025

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flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

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Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

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