The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm

Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026

Melanie Martinez

The definition of dichotomy and duality.
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"Im the definition of dichotomy, duality."
- Field trip, Melanie Martinez

by kellsssss.!! December 19, 2024

Melanie martinez

The most amazing and beautiful celebrity. An amazing writer and singer,blessed with the voice of an angel. Writer of songs with deep, sentimental meanings. Eg: sippy cup,lunchbox friends,orange juice and void. Her albums include "crybaby" (2015), k-12 (2019) and portals (2023)
her EPs: "dollhouse" (2014)"cry babies extra clutter" (2016) "after-school ep" (2020) she is an amazing singer. A talented individual. And an all out amazing person. <3

Person 1: "hey do you listen to Melanie Martinez?"
Person 2. "All the best people are crazy."

by Leah_the_3arthl1ng January 14, 2025

Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez is a great music artist who makes great music

Person 1: have you heard of Melanie Martinez? Person 2: in the void in the void in the void in the void...........

by Abisexualotter February 9, 2025

Templar.martin

A schizoid Christofascist incel who takes biblical verses out of historical context, to spread misogyny and hate using NIV translations. Also he self-glamourises by posting capcut edits of himself and profits off t-shirts with Jesus' face for clout.

Person 1: "Hey have you heard of @templar.martin?"
Person 2: "Yea, you mean the guy who got drawn pregnant"

by anon-user791 February 9, 2025

Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.

I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.

by Slammincammin March 1, 2025