Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed

Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max

by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

Max

Max is an absolute Gigachad, he gets all the bitches and a absolute ginormous penis, Max is simpally the best boyfriend and or friend. he is always the person everybody talks about when he's not around, and don't even mention how cute he is, he's honestly the kindest and most caring, he can take a joke and girls always want to smash him, but he is a very genuine person very talkative, generous, loving, loyal and just a God in general.

Did you hear about max? "yeah he's an absolute Gigachad With The biggest penis know to man kind, he gets all the bitches".

by suger daddy max November 23, 2021

Max

he has 99999999999999 apples

not with the apples again Max

by nft stealer December 7, 2021

Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.

Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.

by syrup :) September 27, 2023

Max

A bish that makes a splash when taking a dookie.

That coffee made me need to take huge Max

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Max

The best, most amazing, sweet, misunderstood, precious, perfect person in the world. Mine. Sheeeesh

Omg, why can't everyone be like Max.

by anonymous February 19, 2022