no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

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March 22

Tell your crush you like them and hang out with them more

Y/n:Hey it's march 22 you know what that means

Her/him: huh
Y/n: ask your crush out day

by I love your step mom March 22, 2022

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March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 08, 2019

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March 22

Maryam's birthday, the Maryam who's from IB and has hot eyes

Maryam's friend: what's so cool about your birthday
Maryam: well I mean march 22 is Liam Payne's son's birthday too and Pia Mia released the official soundtrack for AFTER on it!!!

by miazayn October 16, 2019

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