itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

little green footballs

Anti-Muslim hate site.

LGF is a sectarian website for bigots.

by justice for the liberty January 28, 2005

little brown gnome

The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head

"Where is the bathroom? I got a little brown gnome peeking out."

by Joanna Bailey February 27, 2004

Pulled a Little John

When someone you used to be tight with becomes a douchebag out of nowhere and stops talking to you

"My nephew and I used to be tight but he pulled a Little John and became an asshole."

by Your wife's stud July 31, 2017

little kid crush

When you like someone and don't have the balls to say it.

Hey, I got this little kid crush on Katie.

by AdamLam June 3, 2014

The little twat himsen

Paul Daniels.

About the time he wrote '3 is a magic number'

The little twat himsen wrote this one, Paul Daniels. I think

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 22, 2004

Snotty little betch

a close girlfriend who mocks you for little inablities

jody "can you stop mocking me?"
carly "no not likely"
jody "snotty little betch"

by Jody Martin January 27, 2008