Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.

Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette

by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023

Light friends

Mature way of saying "friends with benifits". Used when adults are in the beginning stages of a relationship when sex is encouraged by both parties.

I would like to be light friends with you.

by LadyRose July 7, 2016

trans light

Bud light bottle or can with LGBTQ+ promotional art

Let’s crack open some trans light with the boys/girls

by bvftsy5ygr June 15, 2023

Triangle of light

Where thighs and hips meet in a toned body and an upside down triangle forms. One should be able to see through the space for a true Triangle.

I've been doing squats for weeks trying to get the Triangle of Light to appear

by MasqueradeJelly January 17, 2017

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Light candles

Another phrase for having sexual intercourse.

Person A:"Hey Brenda, wanna light candles?"
Person B:"Fuck yeah!"

by Negative-#9801 January 14, 2023