Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
by pusyslayer512 December 05, 2023
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Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^
Jake <3 Valerie
by Valllllllllllllllll!!! April 25, 2022
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Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases
My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.
by fat jungo March 03, 2019
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Jake is a man with a massive dick
Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis

Guy2: it's obviously Jake

Guy3: he's a sketch

Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up

Guy3: soz
by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019
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and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario
how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake
by SФviet March 24, 2018
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A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree
Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake
by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019
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Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.
by DoryJones🐠 July 15, 2017
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