fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.

She looks like fido's ass!!

by Fido's ass January 6, 2018

ass gadget

n. a rather contemptible person.
(Synonymous to ass clown but more critical.)

s. ass gadget

p. ass gadgets

(Can be shortened to assgadget for stylistic purposes.)

~middle of blunt~

josh: dude this weed fucking sucks.

andrew: well you didn’t pay for any of it, fucking ass gadget.

by fantasyclique October 20, 2019

Wasper ass

A small ass, with the sphincter so tightly clenched it resembles the stinger of a wasp.

It takes all I have some days not to kick her wasper ass!

by Clerk@340 December 28, 2016

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.

"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!

by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Ass Popping

Jesse's moms ass was popping

Colin: Your such a loser Jesse!
Jesse: At least my moms ass was popping last night.
Ass Popping means multiple orgasms in the ass

by Whatsupdood November 2, 2018