well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 10, 2013

the pot calling the kettle black

A older term used in the US south to discriminate against people of color. Also it can be used to criticize or bring down a person of color. People who use it are racist.

Wow Shaquisha is such a jerk. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

by Henry Louis Gates Jr. April 24, 2018

Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War

A waste of 60$ lol literally the worst Call Of Duty ever. If you dont agree, you’re either a reg gunner that sucks at sniping, a camper, or you suck at Modern Warfare. Nothing about Cold War is good. SBMM, Campers, Shitty Snipers, Broken Automatics, Minecraft Movement, etc.

Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War nis dogshit & their doing nothing but making it worst. They add overpowered smgs and rifles, but the snipers are hitmarker machines until you level them up & they aim slow as hell even with the best attachemnts. The snipers on COD Mobile are better. This garbage ass game is literally a reg gunners wet dream. A fucking special ed kid could use automatics & everything outclasses snipers.

by Comikazie May 09, 2021

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

Call Me Bold and Wrap Me In Lima Beans

A saying used to exaggerate how bold of a call one is making

Jeff: You REALLY think the Dolphins will win the super bowl?
Greg: Absolutely! Call me bold and wrap me in lima beans...
Jeffery: Wow. Confident...

by Winzfordayz September 22, 2019

Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche August 23, 2005

Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt

A Modern Warfare 2 shirt in which Jerek wears which is gay and awesome at the same time.

I was wearing an Aeropostle T-shirt but I wish I was wearing Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt.

modern warfare 2 shirt

by Mr. McMagicMuffins May 27, 2010