Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
Get the money lawnderingmug. Mr. Beast has a lot of money.
by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023
Get the moneymug. Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?
Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?
Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?
Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023
Get the McDonald’s Moneymug. by Cold nose September 15, 2022
Get the Money cowmug. Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.
yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭
by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025
Get the gentrified-money launderingmug. by BigSpicyMommy February 17, 2023
Get the Moneymug. 