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hoe five

When your homegirl got the D and you‘re proud of her victory, you give her a high five for living the hoe life.
by Patricia Oulala March 30, 2019
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Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.
Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.
Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing
by jetpants April 30, 2020
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Five minutes and five brains late

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Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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Destructo-Five

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
by SG937 October 25, 2010
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Korean High Five

The consequence of being domed while looting. See: rooftop Koreans during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
Yo you heard about that riot last night? Some dude got himself a Korean High Five robbing a jewelry store.
by hoopety shoopety June 14, 2025
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The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.
by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016
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