December 27

National slap a stranger's ass day

Today you can slap whoever's ass you want, as long as you're nice about it.

*Slaps stranger's ass*
Hey bro why'd you do that?
It's December 27th.
Oh my bad homie, give it another round.

by zeldaismymom December 26, 2021

December 1st

The most athletic people are born on this day

If you’re born on December 1st your going pro for sure

Jeff: Yo when’s your birthday

James: December 1st
Jeff: Woah your definitely going pro

by Lebron’sHairline October 12, 2021

December 6

National hug,kiss or slap someone who's name starts with E,S,R,J or Y

Daniel:*Slaps Rachel *
Ratchel:"what was the for?"
Daniel:"It's December 6"

by anonymous September 5, 2021

December 3th

I’m this day midgets shall give 5€/$/£ to some tall people (over 6’0 feet) and if they don’t the tall person can beat them

Ana- today is December 3th and short people have to give their tall friends 5 bucks sooo here are 5$
Anton- thanks

by Ricky aka big dick daddy777 November 23, 2021

December 8th

This is the day the coolest, hottest, gayest, and most fantabulous people alive were born.You may even be lucky enough to be blessed with a hot girlfriend. Some may be jealous of you or even envious but embrace it. Be that girl (or guy) boss.

Person 1: whens your birthday??

Person 2: December 8th

Person 1: All hail our lord and savior

by girlboss08 November 25, 2021

december 1

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier

that has just completed NNN

ME:hey its december 1 just completed NNN

Her: *Attachment: 6 images

by meant for people November 28, 2021

5th December

The day Finley Marshall was born,2006

Happy 5th December

Thanks

by anonymous November 29, 2021