National grab boob day 

You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. You’re so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts

Boy 1-“it’s national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katie’s”
Boy 2-*slaps* “jeez you’re creepy go get help”

National grab boob day by lDontGiveAFuck March 18, 2021

dog day afternoon 

An extremely bad day.

A 1975 Al Pacino classic film about 'Sonny Wortzik' a man who robs a bank to get money to pay for his girlfriend's operation.

John- How was work Mikey?
Mikey- Ah, just another dog day afternoon! The boss had me work till 9 without extra pay!

dog day afternoon by Opzezi September 17, 2005

Snowflake Day 

A non-denominational winter celebration, created after the U.N. abolished Religiously holidays. Snowflake Day is distinguished by the exchange of care-satchels, the ceremonial lighting of the snow man, and the celebratory Snowflake Day cabbage-patch dance. Traditional foods include lamb tacos, bite-size weiners, and jerky balls. The central figure of the holiday is Snowflake Jake, a cheery pirate who gives spices upon spices to good little boys and girls, traveling the world on a pirate ship. Children listen for the cannonballs that signal his arrival.

Jolly Snowflake day Joan! Would you like a bite of my lamb taco? It's just not Snowflake Day without a lamb taco!

Snowflake Day by Ozad January 16, 2011

National Fake Friends Day 

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.

It's national fake friends day! who you posting?

National Fake Friends Day by Nari.x.Sanderson August 5, 2019

fox day

A day where the President of Rollins College cancels all classes by placing a large fox on the front lawn of school. Students start drinking at 5:30 in the morning, and then head to Cocoa Beach where excessive alcohol is consumed.

I got so fucked up during fox day

fox day by Dan Abel April 27, 2006

Black Day

A holiday exactly two months after Valentine's. Also known as Single's Awareness Day. Single people(usually teenagers) wear black.

"Did you know Black Day's tommorow?"
"Why? You single?"

Black Day by Jordyann April 4, 2008

Babydaddy Day 

The compliment to Fathers Day: Celebrates the Babydaddy for not pulling out or taking any responsibility for his offspring.

Shit, I ain't celebrating Babydaddy Day til Maury says it's my kid.

Babydaddy Day by D-Bag Kurtz June 22, 2010