braye candy

A divinely crafted creature, extremely intelligent and attractive.

My bae is 100% braye candy!!

by amozzy January 22, 2022

Strawberry candy

Those goddamn rare hard candys wrapped in a strawberry wrapper, nearly impossible to find in a store. They only show up in halloween bags and grandmas house

Where did you get the strawberry candy from?!?

by Some egg January 24, 2022

Spineless candy cane

Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe

dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.

by StubbyBandit January 26, 2022

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

i candy

Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.

Look at the i candy in this picture

by pervertsquid February 10, 2022

Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating

You ready to try the Dirty candy ?

by Dev_atar February 24, 2022

Tornado Candy

Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.

That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.

by TILR16 March 17, 2022