Man Crayon 

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

Man Crayon by Apecreature June 24, 2012

shit crayon 

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

shit crayon by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

Crudely Drawn Crayon House 

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

Crudely Drawn Crayon House by The Heretic December 5, 2007

Crayday 

Crayday means crazy day. Simple as that.
Cray - Short for Crazy and just add the Day at the end.

Person 1: Dude, we just ran from cops yesterday because we was paranoid and we vandalized the walls.
Person 2: Daaaang, you guys must've had a Crayday yesterday!!

Crayday by HawaiianIslands January 8, 2012

Crayola 

(noun)
When you've had a shit but there's still a nugget in your sphincter which no matter how much you wipe leaves a skid mark on your toilet paper.

Man, I went through at least half of the bog roll before I realised I had a crayola up there. Had to fish it out with my finger in the end. Wanna sniff?

Crayola by pixuk September 19, 2014

Crayped 

When you catch the corona virus, as a result of being raped in the bum.

A: "Man, my buddy got crayped last night"
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."

Crayped by Shyboy72 March 22, 2020

crayola 

A poopie stain left at the bottom of the toilet after multiple flushes.

Hey man, um, i just crayola'd the shit out of your toilet.

crayola by frankie baby January 8, 2007