Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018

Pink cookie

A cookie that is pink...

What did you think you were going to find?

My mother showed me her pink cookie today.

by Elddccs June 9, 2018

Cookie

Cookie Is the god!

Cookies are God’s!

This is a fellow human.

🙍 ♀️
She is super hungry!
What should she do....?

Eat a COOKIE!!!!

by iiAlvxkz June 22, 2019

cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋

Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!

by Strongblanco June 22, 2019

Cookie

A mixture of flour and water that new moonshiners use to seal off their cheap, crappy made still.

God damn’t Pete grab the cookie we’re losing that good liquor!

by Marlboro Man June 25, 2019

Cookies

To rip the ball-handler in a Basketball game.

Klay: you can't steal the ball from me!
*Zay steals the ball.
Zay: Cookies! Gimme that sh*t.

by PostmanClamps July 14, 2019

Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019