you wouldn't understand, you're not in college

said by a person to get on another persons nerves. usually the other person is asking a question. with which the first person responds with "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college". this can be said over and over and over again

sara: "how was dinner?"
Ryan: "you wouldn't understand, you're not in college"
sara: "but YOURE not in college either?!:
Ryan: "exactly. you wouldnt understand that because youre not in college"
sara: "but you arent in college so you wouldnt understand either!"
ryan: "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college"
sara: "thats it! we are through!"
ryan: "I dont thing you understand that terminology, youre not in college?"

by WhatsYourName?YouWouldntUnders February 17, 2010

your mom goes to college

Ive been thinking about this and i believe this is the actual diss behind the phrase, Strippers say they are saving money to go to college so i think its basically saying ure moms a stripper because she supposedly "going to college", i dont know tho

Frank: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my fridge?"

Puppychow: "Shut up Frank, your mom goes to college!"

by Osamaurmama12 February 26, 2009

college

A place where you go if you're too smart to try and find a job right out of high school but too dumb to get into a University.

I go to the University of Waterloo

by G June 17, 2003

Methodist College

a college for members of the methodist relegion

the methodist college is recommended for methodists

by conejo October 29, 2005

Colleen

A lazy white bitch who loves to suck mexican dick

It’s pretty obvious that the lazy bitch Colleen is sucking his Mexican dick

by nature boy79 June 28, 2019

Churchill College

the best f***ing concrete place on earth

Cambridge student 1: "Oh, Anthony-Basil, where are you drinking this evening?"

Cambridge student 2: "Oh, Henry old boy, I'm jollying up to Churchill College with a mildly inflatable sheep".

Cambridge student 1: "Splendid."

by John Frederick February 26, 2008

scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads

"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"

by Dr Dank May 4, 2015