Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.

I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.

by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021

College Gyal

How yuh could not love a college gyal, them cuc gyal , Georges gyal and st .joseph gyal will have you on hold.

U see tha college gyal walking dey lemme get she number nah

by Multi colour Keem November 19, 2023

college

this place that challenges you to use a library more. But sad thing you have to "keep it up"

college is the best preliminary to your romantic life

by Virgos Child March 21, 2025

boise bible college

community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!

"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."

by jjkhalid October 10, 2023

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025

Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023