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Beat a Fat person day

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022
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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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This is the day we’re you beat ToasterVII🍞#6949, the rules are the following:
You can’t fail nnn
You have to break 1 bone
During beating, you must scream “UwU”, “OwO” or “Nyah!”. Or his power will be inevitable
This is on the November 28
I can’t find Toaster anywhere, it must be Beat ToasterVII🍞#6949 day!
by Noah The Furry November 26, 2021
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Onna beat

A phrase you can add to the end of any sentence to make it sound cool as fuck
Aye which one of y’all mfs tryna skip class onna beat
by Datdude64 July 31, 2020
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National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team
Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
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risky beat

When a song comes on that makes you want to party hard. It is the inception of the idea to go out and get wasted
" hey go put floor fillers on the radio, replies: no man that's a 'risky beat' for a Monday"
by FesoJMG February 10, 2018
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Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.
Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!
by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020
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