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Bar Dad

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025
mugGet the Bar Dadmug.

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.
I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.
by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024
mugGet the Wisconsin Protein Barmug.

bar thirty

Closing time, based on the fact that bars close at 2:30 am in Portland, OR.
It's almost Bar thirty, let's get out of here. Closing time Portland, OR
by Xxander420 January 28, 2017
mugGet the bar thirtymug.

Bar fly

A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story
Melissa Hassenger is a bar fly.
by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024
mugGet the Bar flymug.

Cramer Bar

The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.
Damn that Cramer Bar on NVDA was massive!
by Methodical May 24, 2024
mugGet the Cramer Barmug.

Bar-Hoo

Noise made by brass players in their earlier years, particularly the trombone. May be used to imitate bad playing, along with words like "frack" and "fwah". Usually occurs at the ends of phrases when the player runs out of air.
Honk honk hoooonnnnk, frrrrr-ACK! frrrrr-ACK! Bar-HOOOOOOooooooo
by trombonejones July 9, 2011
mugGet the Bar-Hoomug.

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.
by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018
mugGet the Coffee barmug.

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