ball shit

When you have bad diarrhea and it gets all over your balls. The crap on your balls is ball shit.

Your mom licked my ball shit last night because I had wicked diarrhea.

by SkankyKong May 8, 2005

foul balls

After playing a baseball game or any time your balls get UNBEARABLY stinky from the excerise. After the intensive physical activity you decide that you need a BJ or your nuts sucked on. When the girl goes down to suck your nuts she will cough or throw up from the smell and while she is coughing you proceed to yell FOUL BALLS!!!!!

girl: "O I want to suck your balls."
guy: " I am very okay with you sucking on my testicles right now."
girl: "I'm sucking your nuts and cough cough they are smelly"
guy: "FOUL BALLS!!!!!!!"

by Brian C and Izak P July 9, 2007

Ball Shit

When you are having sex with a chick who's got a dirty ass and you get her shit on your balls.

I had to clean up my ball shit after sleeping with Betty last night.

by netchi October 22, 2008

boo balls

The point of celibacy, voluntary or otherwise, at which a male is so pent up sexually that you could practically scare the jizz out of him.

I can tell by the way that guy is walking that he hasn't had sex in ages. I bet he's got boo balls.

by Midnight Swami February 25, 2015

Camel Balls

When a males pants are too tight and up their crotch area, causing their balls to visibly split or to bulge to the side of the seam.
Usually visible when they are sitting down.

You're sitting on the train when the man sittin across from you is sitting with his legs open and as you glance up at his crotch area and notice a bulge on both sides of the middle seam. You have just witnessed Camel Balls!

by andthennothing February 19, 2009

skee ball

(verb) Can also be used as skee ballin' or skee balled. It is a sexual term describing the act of a male rubbing his testicles up the torso of his partner, starting at the naval, before placing them in her (or his) mouth. The name is derived from the game skee ball, often seen at carnivals, where one rolls a ball up a ramp with the ultimate goal of said ball landing in one of the high point goals at the peak of the ramp.

My girlfriend loves to be skee balled before she licks my balls.

by xvalveeta July 8, 2010

Gandalfs Balls!

When a normal cuss just won't cut it many turn to swearing by the unholy duo that clang defiantly between the legs of Gandalf the Grey.

By Gandalfs balls! this terrible game Black Ops has THE cheapest veteran difficulty I have ever encountered! It should be burned.

by boo ha ra sausage April 11, 2011