Ass Crepitus

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009

Ass Sack

When there is a ballsack hanging from someone's ass

When Tommy mooned me i swear on my life he had an ass sack!

by Captain Cunt August 29, 2009

Ass Romping

HXC (hardcore) anal sex.

Bill: I could use a good ass romping right abooot now!!
Jerimiah: i can help you out with that.

by HXCgrinmore October 15, 2009

ass shadow

The untanned areas left behind because the shadow of your ass. Usually found as small triangles underneath the buttocks.

She obviously uses a tanning bed, you can see her ass shadow every time she bends over

by meredeer October 16, 2009

ass lazor

A lazor fired from one's ass

Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.

by Bah!!!1!!! December 11, 2009

shadow ass

It is the shadow created on the lower back of a female’s over sized ass.

The shadow ass is the shadow cast by the ass shelf of a woman.

by thefuture2010 October 13, 2010

Ass Flop

The top part of the ass that flops out of fat peoples pants when they get up from previously sitting down.

Dude your friend Zach has some serious ass flop going down.

by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010