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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Fuck you

it can mean two different thing:
dude: Fuck you you're so annoying

or
dude: ill Fuck you
by 101 ('-') April 19, 2022
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Cunt fucking whore

Bruh did u see that cunt fucking whore last night she was fucking all of the cunts
by Noah fredricks April 29, 2019
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Fucking retard

Someone who stigmatizes and misunderstands physcology, the real world and other races, cultures in today's world. And is based entirely on misconception and misinformation.
That harley owner is a fucking retard. Freind: most are ignorant af-as fuck in slang
by A700 March 10, 2022
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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021
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High as Fuck

you roll three blunts and shout "FUCK DA SHIT!!"
HEY I DONT ROLL BLUNTS YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK
by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022
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